racing heart
February 1st, 2008
For me, it’s totally appropriate to start the month of love* by mentioning that MSN has ranked Brett Favre as one of the 10 sexiest quarterbacks in history.  Excuse me as I salivate.
Other sexy QBs that made the list include Joe Namath (in my book, any guy who is comfortable enough with his manliness to do an advertisement for pantyhose is pretty hot), Donovan McNabb (such a fun, classy guy!), Johnny Unitas (the original heart throb QB), and Matt Leinart (who, since he went to USC, will always be on my list of favorites).
I’m not as solidly behind Randall Cunningham (who I admittedly don’t know much about) or Doug Flutie (who, while he sounds like a really nice guy, doesn’t really strike my fancy), but I can see why they’d be on this list.
But - Tom Brady? Tony Romo? Matt Hasselbeck? Are these jokes? Tom Brady is not even CLOSE to manly, and looks cross-eyed half the time! Tony Romo is a giant toolbox with awful taste in women and a doofy look on his face all the time! And Matt Hasselbeck? I don’t even know where to start.
Where is David Carr, with his chiseled features and come-hither eyes**? Where is Steve Young, a HOT, well-spoken, intelligent, and all-around good guy? And where is Joe Montana’s amazing smile?
Clearly MSN needs to hire me (and my friend Zo, who sent me the link to the ranking) to rank QB hotness.Â
* Yeah, month of love is cheesy, I know. But it’s American Heart Month! And the month of Hallmark’s Love Holiday!
** Do I sound like a romance novelist? Do guys even have come-hither eyes?
Anna -
I hate to admit it, but I find Tom Brady to be all that and a bag of chips. Not really on the football field, but in posed pictures he looks damn good. I actually have a cut out picture of him pinned to my bulletin board at work! He’s in a wet t-shirt and makes me happy when I look at him.