Always Anna

If you’re a woman, you’ve probably been called crazy at some point in your life.  You’ve probably heard hundreds of conversations that include the line, “Chicks are crazy!” And some guy has probably tried to convince you that something you’ve said is totally off the wall, even when you know that it’s not.  In the back of your head, you can’t help but think, “I might be crazy, but so are you!”

I freely admit that I can be crazy.  I’ve freaked out about minor details.  I’ve cried at commercials.  And in one particularly moody frame of mind, I thought my BF was trying to break up with me because he doesn’t like Kelly Clarkson.  I know tons of other girls that have similar stories… but you know what?  I know tons of guys that are just as crazy.

I know guys that have freaked out when their GF asks when they’ll be home.  Apparently there’s no way that - when a girl asks that question - she just want to know so she can plan her evening.  I guess all girls are controlling shrews who are trying to keep their BFs from ever seeing their friends again.

I know guys that freak out about the topic of marriage… after they bring it up.  Hey guys - if you don’t want to talk about it, how about you don’t ASK your GF what she thinks about something marriage related.

On The Hills (which I am very ashamed to say I kind of like), I watched one episode where Spencer yelled at Heidi for telling him about her pregnancy scare, and tried to tell her she shouldn’t have told him.  Hi, if you’re doing someone and they have a scare, they have every right to tell you, nutjob.

I’d like to make it clear that the above stories are NOT about any boys in particular (except for Spencer, obviously), and are definitely not about my BF (who is practically perfect, after all - I have amazing taste).  I’m just tired of hearing, over and over again, that chicks are crazy.  How about this:

Everyone is crazy some of the time.