Love Letter


h1 March 5th, 2007

Dear George Clooney,

I’m writing in response to your recent interview, when you said that you want to adopt a “good-looking 24-year-old girl with some cash.” I’d like to ask you to consider me!

While I am a little bit older than 24 (but only two years!) and don’t so much have “cash” as “credit card debt”, I can offer you more than youth and money! I can offer you a ton of Guitar Hero fun, almost full control of the TV (but I retain control during America’s Next Top Model and Project Runway!), and hours and hours and HOURS of snuggling.

Consider it, George. Please?

Love always,
Anna



4 comments to “Love Letter”

  1. Hahaha! Your blog is the best! You are V funny! I was rolling around laughing after your last 2 posts!!!


  2. No, honey, no…he said “34 year old, with a big ass.”

    So you see, it’s actually me George is looking for.

    Sorry to disappoint you.


  3. Sneaky McTrickypants! I can’t believe you commented instead of just stalking! Yay!

    As for you, Helen… stop trying to steal my man!!!! Also, I think my ass is twice the size of yours, so if George wants a big ass, I totally win!


  4. I’m glad I wasn’t the only one got all crazy acting when this was said by George. Of course, I also had a mini episode when I realized I was 6 years too old for him and have no money to speak of. Oh well. A girl can dream.




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