Love Letter
March 5th, 2007
Dear George Clooney,
I’m writing in response to your recent interview, when you said that you want to adopt a “good-looking 24-year-old girl with some cash.” I’d like to ask you to consider me!
While I am a little bit older than 24 (but only two years!) and don’t so much have “cash” as “credit card debt”, I can offer you more than youth and money! I can offer you a ton of Guitar Hero fun, almost full control of the TV (but I retain control during America’s Next Top Model and Project Runway!), and hours and hours and HOURS of snuggling.
Consider it, George. Please?
Love always,
Anna
Hahaha! Your blog is the best! You are V funny! I was rolling around laughing after your last 2 posts!!!
No, honey, no…he said “34 year old, with a big ass.”
So you see, it’s actually me George is looking for.
Sorry to disappoint you.
Sneaky McTrickypants! I can’t believe you commented instead of just stalking! Yay!
As for you, Helen… stop trying to steal my man!!!! Also, I think my ass is twice the size of yours, so if George wants a big ass, I totally win!
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one got all crazy acting when this was said by George. Of course, I also had a mini episode when I realized I was 6 years too old for him and have no money to speak of. Oh well. A girl can dream.