Another Drunken Night
March 4th, 2007
Ow.
I went on a bar crawl around Boston yesterday, hitting up 19 bars in the Garden and Faneuil Hall areas. Since beer has been making me throw up whenever I attempt to drink it, I thought the best thing I could do would be to drink vodka. And, when we got to Hong Kong’s, scorpion bowls.
Ow.
On the bright side, I remember the entire evening, including the following comments that came out of my friends’ mouths….
Said DDD to her boyfriend Pants: Are you going to order me a drink, or just stand there all night pretending to?
Said Skippy about a random girl: She’s smart… I think I fancy her!
Said my BF to me (actually, slurred): You love me. You can’t resist me.
It’s true. I can’t resist him. Or a Stoli Raz and Soda.
