Too Old For This Shit?
August 20th, 2006
I used to go out all the time, drinking and dancing almost every night away. I used to get silly drunk and still be able to wake up in the morning for work. I used to be able to puke and rally. I used to be able to get rid of a hangover with some greasy food and flat Dr. Pepper.Â
Sadly, those days are long behind me. And I’ve started telling people that I’m too old to drink all the time, and that I don’t have the energy to go out more than once or twice a week - and forget two nights in a row! But, I may have counted myself out too soon - turns out I can get drunk two nights in a row!
I spent Friday and Saturday nights drunk as a skunk - three sheets to the wind - totally plowed. And I loved it. I loved being silly and dancing and chugging my Stoli Raz and sodas.  And I love that I’m NOT too told for this shit.
I passed out at 11:30. I am too old!
Anna!
Our reunion was far too short!
great seeing you on Saturday too. Can you believe my boobs! That’s youth, baby. We are still young.
Only when our boobs start sagging, can safely say that we are old.
have a good hump day!