Scorpion Bowls
June 18th, 2006
Sometimes when I go out, my brain goes on vacation. This was clearly evident last night, when I harassed 7 other people, including the lovely Alexis, Alison, and Lizzie, into going to Hong Kong’s and inhaling numerous scorpion bowls. To you lucky 7 - thanks for putting up with my mission to get drunk last night! I swear - I didn’t mean to force you all to endure the cheesiness of Hong Kong. Or keep ordering more bowls and shoving straws in your mouths. Or licking everyone.  And I really do apologize for making you all put up with my horrifying singing voice as I wailed Disney songs on the walk back to Beacon Hill. But I can’t bring myself to regret anything - last night was hilarious.Â
One Note to Self: remember that scorpion bowls result in a ridiculous headache the next day.
In related news, I discovered last night that I send ridiculous drunken texts that are totally uncalled for. Sorry to anyone that received a wrathful text last night. I plead temporary insanity.
Last night was fucking hilarious. Of course I ended up talking to the whitest (and ugliest) dude in the bar and OMG, my feet stil hurt from walking barefoot. JESUS….WALKS!!! ahahahahahah. Holy shit I forgot I blew up chunks too…and I was sober. GrOsS. Happy Birthday Anna!!!!!
I can show you the world, shining shimmering splendid, tell me princess now when did you last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes, take you wonder by wonder, over sideways and under on a magic carpet ride…..
hey BGA, you were a good singer! yes, we couldn’t remember all the words to our favorite childhood (or really middle school era) songs, but we had heart.
come visit again!