The Post Show Rocks the Party…
May 3rd, 2006
Well, the Lakers may have just lost Game 4, but we’re going back to LA where we will KICK SOME PHOENIX *SS!  Boys - don’t let me down.Â
Whew. Now I need to think happy thoughts… perhaps I should replay last weekend in New York in my head? Yes, I think that’ll do that.
After chilling with Em in CT on Friday night, I took the train into NY on Saturday to hang out with Ali & Alexis, and prepare for a night of drunken debauchery - the Post Show Season 3 Launch Party. Those boys inspire me to the best drunkard that I can be. My favorite (admittedly hazy) memories?
* Getting to second base with Alexis before the party even started. THAT’S why I go to NY, people.
* Getting to wear my favorite new shoes. They may make my toes go numb, but they’re d*mn cute.
* Red-headed slut shots with White Windbreaker and Alexis - not red-heads, but sluts nonetheless. Oooh, BURN!
* Meeting Helen for the first time, and making fun of lame boys. I love her attitude.
* Doing Lemon Drops (the most girly of the non-girly shots) with Poop, and creating a mess of lemon juice on my arm. My arm was sticky for two days. (What? I don’t shower on Sundays - too much work!)
* Watching Alexis throw her drink glass at the wall, for no apparent reason, then break into her diva routine before ditching me for a boy.Â
* Watching girls throw themselves all over the Post Show Boys and the rest of their Posse. More entertaining than Tom Cruise’s craziness!
* Late night pizza. Mmmmmm….
Ah, good times. Drunk times. Post Show times. It’s all good.
Of course, all will be better when the Lakers get up off their *sses and play some GOOD basketball!Â
Ooh, I didn’t know I could have a box within the box until just now! How exciting!
I am WAY too easily entertained.
Hi! Blog looks fab!
Were we at the same party?! Girls throwing themselves at the post show boys? Alexis throwing a glass? I don’t remember any of this! hmmm maybe it was the 4 dirty martinis and the shot.
Anna where is this rumor coming from that I threw a glass at the wall? I only threw straws and napkins at people. Ha.
Lex, I WATCHED you throw the glass at the wall! It was empty, and you were getting your jacket to leave - you threw it at the wall in the booth. I don’t think it broke though… It was hilarious!
As for the Post Show boys having girls throw themselves at them… I may be exaggerating. But they DO have groupies!
Alexis called the glass throwing incident a “rumor” last night. But don’t worry- I explained to her that it’s not a rumor when a bunch of people see you do it and go “Wait- Did Alexis really just throw a glass against the wall?”
And as far as the ladies go, Mindy didn’t notice the girls throwing themselves at Post Show guys because she was too busy being one of them (Mark counts- he was in “In Too Deep” and “The Facial.”) Deal with that.
And fianlly Anna- nice shoes.
Should I move back home to NY???? Im missing all the fun.
I admit to being a Post Show groupie
Nikki! All the fun!?! Where were you last weekend? You’ve got my number, right? The Pea they call Fergie knocked over a drink I bought. Even though her stock dropped with me this past weekend, Anna informed me that you would’ve have liked to meet her.
Anna. The Lakeshow won Game 4. Lost Game 5. End the series tonight in Game 6. Kobe informed Raja that his newborn’s vomit is more important to him than Raja is today. I now wish he hadn’t been suspended.
anna, I quite enjoy the box inside of a box! and I want to come with you to NYC one weekend so real new yorkers can take me out instead of two kids from mississippi…
bob, I’m sorry no groupies threw themselves on you, but you’re gonna have to deal with the fact that I have fans. deal with it.
John!! We are in the biggest fight ever. I cant believe you didnt call me. I heart BEP!!! They are my ultimate fav. ugh. why was I at McFaddens…it stunk there!!!
B is right - I did threw a glass against the wall. I just didn’t remember it.
Bob and Mindy both have groupies. DEAL.
Nikki, here’s what you need to do to not miss out on fun… Hang out with ME.
And not go to BEP concerts.
Nikki. Funny…I was at McFaddens Saturday night too. I went from there to Beantown, where your rockers were hanging out.
AHHHHHHHHH NOT FAIR!!!!!
Who is this John loser?
Nikki…I mean…Mom…I’m frick’in hungry and I have to poop quite badly. Do you plan on ever coming home again?
Kate-shut up.
Hahahahaha! Bailey is posting on my BLOG! Bailey-BOO-BOO-BOO! I sound like Alexis in my head when I say that.
And speaking of Alexis - EW! Don’t make fun of John!
And Nikki - it’s not Kate posting as Bailey. But I’m not telling you who it is!
Yeah! Don’t make fun of John. He’s sensitive. I poo’d in his car once and he just started crying. I was like…what’s the big deal girly boy…it’s just poo…it’s not going to bite.
OMFG! John the BF went to a BEP concert? I thought he was cooler than that. I thought this was some weird new John stalking your blog?!?!??!
Sorry John the BF you know I looooooove you! Even if you go attend BEP Shows.
Lex, you know John would NOT attend a BEP show - he just ran into them after the show at a bar, where Fergie spilled the drink he bought. He almost threw a glass at her - just like you!
Ha!
BEP is great…better than your hipster bands Lexi so shut it. and I know Bailey is John now….dork! jk