Why I Love My Friends…
April 21st, 2006
Conversation from last night:
Josh: “Why do girls wear perfume anyways? If you’re trying to attract a guy, you shouldn’t smell like flowers. You should smell like… pizza. Or cheeseburgers.”
Laughter ensues as I say I would totally buy pizza-scented perfume. Of course, then I’d be hungry all the time…
An hour or so later, as I see Josh drooling over a piece of chocolate cake that a waitress carried by:
Me: “So, if a girl smelled like cake, would that be good?”
Josh: “Yeah. Chocolate mousse cake. Why don’t they make perfumes that smell like that?”
Me: “They do, actually. There’s even one that supposedly tastes like cake when you lick it off. Sadly, it’s made by Jessica Simpson, so I refuse to have anything to do with it.”
Josh: “Jessica Simpson? It must smell like whore cake.”
ZING!
ahahaahhahah Josh is funny!
I’m hungry now.
Whore cake. Yeah, wow, I like him.
We missed you on Saturday. I mean, as far as I remember.
ha ha ha! Holy crap, chocolate mousse cake sounds soooooo good right now.
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