Always Anna

Conversation from last night:

Josh: “Why do girls wear perfume anyways?  If you’re trying to attract a guy, you shouldn’t smell like flowers.  You should smell like… pizza.  Or cheeseburgers.”

Laughter ensues as I say I would totally buy pizza-scented perfume.  Of course, then I’d be hungry all the time…

An hour or so later, as I see Josh drooling over a piece of chocolate cake that a waitress carried by:

Me: “So, if a girl smelled like cake, would that be good?”

Josh: “Yeah.  Chocolate mousse cake.  Why don’t they make perfumes that smell like that?”

Me: “They do, actually.  There’s even one that supposedly tastes like cake when you lick it off.  Sadly, it’s made by Jessica Simpson, so I refuse to have anything to do with it.”

Josh: “Jessica Simpson?  It must smell like whore cake.”

ZING!

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