Popcorn Nazi
April 12th, 2006
Remember the Soup Nazi? I know you do. Well imagine this, if you can:
Instead of a man with a mustache, picture a middle-aged woman. Instead of refusing to let you eat soup, imagine that eating popcorn has been banned. Now cut to me, throwing an internal temper tantrum.Â
Ever since I discovered the single-serving popcorn bags about 2 years ago, I’ve been in heaven. You see, I’m obsessed with salty foods. Forget candy and cookies and granola bars - my favorite snacks are crackers with cheese and chips with dip. So I have a hard time dealing with afternoon snack time - it’s just too much work to deal with cheese and dips at work. Enter popcorn. Mmmmm… salty goodness.
So imagine my horror at finding out today that popping popcorn in the office kitchen has been banned by the higher ups. I’m freaking out. No popcorn for me? What the h*ll am I going to eat in the afternoons now?
What? Who bans popcorn? And why?
Sounds like your co-workers didn’t wait for the ‘pop’,.. ‘pop’ and get it the hell out of the microwave. Damn popcorn burners. They ruin the fun for everyone.
I can walk some down to you.
Woah. That sucks. Have you had Rosemary crackers yet? OMG. They’re awesome. Put some mild cheddar on that & you’ve got yourself a delicious snack.
Why is popcorn banned from your office? Dude, we do tequila shots at my office job. Well, we used to.
Ugh I can’t wait to see you. It’s been too long.