Puppy-fiend
March 28th, 2006
I think everyone already knows that I am obsessed with dogs. I love them, love them, love them, and can’t wait until the day that I get my very own. But, I’m also really nervous about getting a puppy - I don’t want to end up resenting a dog for taking time away from my social life, or - god forbid - stop having a social life. So, I’m still straddling the fence, wavering back and forth between rescuing a million puppies and continuing my pet-free life.
Luckily for me, Nikki had to go on a business trip to Providence, leaving me with the cutest pug ever. Or, as The BF has taken to calling him, the shedding pig.
Now, he may be a cute shedding pig, but Bailey is kind of a brat.  He is a total momma’s boy, crying and whining every 15 minutes for the first few hours after Nikki left. Now that he has adjusted to her absence, he seems to think that there’s nowhere else in the apartment to sit except for my lap. In fact he’s helping me write this as we speak.Â
He bites. He sheds. He makes completely bizarre grunting noises. And he stinks.Â
But I couldn’t be happier.

“He bites. He sheds. He makes completely bizarre grunting noises. And he stinks.”
I think I dated him.
I dated him too!!
Bailey is the cutest dog ever!!! I love him. He defintely is a high maintence lap dog but I bought him to replace a stupid old bf. He has all the same qualities except Bailey doesnt talk back to me.
Bailey BOO BOO BOO! He slept over my apt. too! BOO BOO BOO BOO.
Bailey BOO BOO BOO gets AROUND! (Every time I say “Bailey Boo Boo!” I acquire a Puerto Rican/New Jersey accent. Hahahaha!)
I miss the shedding pig already.
Ahh Bailey misses you too!!!! You guys are totally meant to have a puppy. Get a black pug, you wont see the hair as much on your clothes! And then they can be best friends!!!!
I know why anna won’t post again…..she can’t stop looking at that cute, little pup! I say she’ll keep him up for another week.
BOO BOO BOO! Anna I have a GROSS story for you. BOO BOO BOO.
Why doesn’t Nicole get a blog?
Nicole’s attention span is only .5 seconds - too short of a time to sustain a blog. But I did have a dream that she had one - it immediately shot to the top of the blog charts (don’t ask me what that means, it was a dream!), and she got a book deal. It was bizarre.
I dunno about a blog…but I would make for really good reality TV.
You would be AWESOME reality TV. I’d watch you! I’m still bitter about the real world audition - you should have done a video instead of the casting call. We could have better shown off your craziness!
John, you and Anna can have the shedding pig….
No..you cant. Ugh.