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Who Will Sing So Sweetly To Me Now?


h1 March 14th, 2006

NOOOOOO!  Chef, don’t leave me!!!

Where will I get my salty chocolate balls now?



6 comments to “Who Will Sing So Sweetly To Me Now?”

  1. Isn’t it interesting that he was comfortable making fun of Jews, Christians, priests, homeless people, gays, crackers, trannies, cops, Barbara Streisand, and everyone else for all these years, and now all of a sudden a “line was crossed”? Freakin’ Scientologists…cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. You know they’ll kill Chef off…can’t wait for that episode.

         by Helen March 14th, 2006 at 10:40 am

  2. Are all Scientologists as crazy as the ones in Hollywood? Maybe the Crazy Scientologists in Hollywood are just an extreme branch? Like the terrorists vs. normal Islamic people?

    Or maybe all Scientologists are just crazy. What the heck do I know?

    Either way, I’ll still miss Chef. Even if Hayes is a wee bit hypocritical.

         by Anna March 14th, 2006 at 12:46 pm

  3. The answer, Anna, is no: All Scientologists aren’t as crazy as the ones in Hollywood. They’re MORE crazy — or at least more brainwashed.

    I once attended a lecture from a former Scientologist, and he provided a really valuable insight into the organization. The bottom line is that it’s a very PR-savvy cult. It functions for laypeople just like any other cult, with the requisite sucking away of people’s money and forcing them to sever ties with their family and friends. Then it recruits celebrities with a feel-good, less-freaky rendition of itself, so that they’ll make the cult seem more broad-based and non-threatening.

    One of my favorite Scientology anecdotes comes from a book called “Bare-Faced Messiah.” Go to http://www.clambake.org/archive/books/bfm/bfm10.htm, and be sure to read at least until Sonya Bianca bombs on stage.

         by jason March 14th, 2006 at 3:17 pm

  4. Our girl Natalie is on Letterman tonight. Don’t miss it!

         by Dashiell March 14th, 2006 at 9:01 pm

  5. I got your salty chocolate balls….

         by Rune March 15th, 2006 at 6:40 pm

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