We Are The Champions, My Friends…
January 30th, 2006
Actually, eff that. I am the champion, my friends!
As you may recall, I fell in love with fantasy football this past season. It was fun, fun, fun to match my football wits against 5 other girls. I loved our posting board, full of things that I can pretty much guarantee no league with boys would post about. I loved talking fantasy with my fellow GMs - Triple D, Fast Gurls, Philosopher Kings, Beantown Busters, and Baby Daddies. But it was I - the phenomenal Golden GRRLs - that stormed back from last place in the league to become the Champion. That’s right - I won it all.
Now, my league didn’t play for money. No, we are way too classy for that. Instead, we played for drunkenness - the losers had to take the champ (moi!) out for dinner and drinks. Luckily for them, I have ridiculously low tolerance.
We celebrated my reign as champ on Saturday night, starting out with dinner at my favorite restaurant and then drinks at a number of Harvard Square bars. Mmmm… booze. I was drunk. And silly. And flashing cleavage in dive bars. But it was fun, and - best of all - it was free for me! I love winning.
The night ended with me laughing hysterically at a condom machine in the ladies room:
It was a good night.
Anna…the fact that female fantasy football leagues exist is a shocking revelation to me.
in a brave attempt to return the balanced male-female dynamic that defines our society, my friends and I will go out for a group bikini wax later this week.
Anna - random question here but I hope DAN reads your answer. Remember Laura Paszko. Isn’t she cute?
And please stop making us type random letters to post here. I love you but that shit is annoying. Spammers aren’t that bad are they?
Lex, you know I stink at last names. Is that blonde Laura? If so, then yes, she is cute. If not, then you need to remind me who Laura is.
And I’m not sure how the random letter thing got turned on in the first place - they annoy me too. But I was too lazy to fix it. I guess I’ll snoop around and figure out how to turn them off.
Geben mir bitte eine poker Brotchenvjw