Top 5: The Lover List
January 20th, 2006
Here it is, folks, the list you’ve all been waiting for! What’s that? You can’t remember what you were waiting for? Well, luckily for you, I do! This here list will officially declare which famous people I can have an affair with, without my boyfriend getting upset. Perhaps you’ve seen the episode of Friends where Ross & Rachel make their lists, and Ross’ “alternate” is Isabella Rosselini? If not, you should watch it - it’s hilarious. Anyways, I saw this episode with my boyfriend last week, and we discussed who would be on our list. It’s an eye-opening experience, folks. And here’s my list, for your enjoyment. (And if you’re actually on the list, give me a call. It would really be for your enjoyment. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.)
5. Taye Diggs. Mmmm… so smooth. So perfect. And that voice! Mmmm….
4. Steven Tyler. To me, he is rock and roll. I think he could teach me things.
3. George Clooney. So hot. So funny. So cool. I don’t think there’s a woman alive who could resist him.
2. Brett Favre. Shut up. He’s not old, he’s just experienced. And if he retires (please, NO!), I’ll no longer have a professional athlete to lust after. Sigh.
1. Matthew McConaughey. You already knew this, and I don’t feel the need to explain in further detail. But here’s a fun tidbit - when I see him on-screen without a shirt, I involuntarily grunt, “Uhhhhhhhh….”
Unlike Ross’ list, this isn’t laminated. I reserve the right to change my mind at any time.
My four
4. Brad Pitt (sorry cant help it)
3. Tom Welling (smallville)
2. Josh Duhamel (however you spell it)
1. COLIN FARRELL
vbtHuh? Did anyone see Jim Morrison this weekend?
Steven Tyler’s a helluva lot older than Brett Farve.
Steven Tyler? Really?
Nicole, as usual, I’m appalled by your taste in men. Apalled.
Lex - we didn’t see anyone but ourselves.
And Helen… I know Steven is older than Favre, and yes, I really do love him. He’s my rock-star love; the only rock star that has not disappointed me as he aged. If you ask me, he and Joe Perry are two of the few rockstars that have aged gracefully while still kicking *ss.
I only mentioned Favre’s age because people like to harass me about how old he is for a football player. Like his fabulousness has diminished with age. Please. Favre is, and always will be, awesome. And HOT.
Considering the average age of the guys on your list, I think they could’ve fathered the girls who would be on my list. Of course, that’s assuming I included Elisha Cuthbert more than once (which I probably would for some reason) and assuming I had a list.
Yes, it’s true Poop. Apparently I like the older men. You, however, need to expand your horizons beyond Elisha. Surely there’s a non-porn-star out there for you to stalk?
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