Thought for the Day
January 10th, 2006
I’m still recovering from Saturday night. Silly New Yorkers, and your staying up until 7 am. Crazy!
So with that, here are some things to think about:
A common and widespread form of capital punishment in olden times was known as “pitification”, where fools, sometimes in large numbers were brought before Mr. T and pitied to death. Later, the process was deemed too messy and inhumane. Thus, impalement and crucifixion were invented.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. The result was the 80s.
And that, dear readers, is all I’m good for today. Thanks to http://www.4q.cc for the fun.
Chuck Norris was talking about that site on The Tony Danza Show this morning.
And in case you were wondering, the answer is Yes; the only thing better than random Chuck Norris facts is Chuck Norris talking about random Chuck Norris facts with Tony Danza.
In fact, here’s Chuck writing about it on his site.
Ein Schloss, Ein poker Wurst, Ein Kopf !mbb