Top 5 Reasons I Hate Paris Hilton
November 18th, 2005
I can not stand Paris Hilton. I think that she’s shallow, stupid, and annoying. And I swear, if one more person tries to defend her by saying that she’s just putting on an act for the press, I’ll have to throw up. Since when is it better to act like a moron? It’s not like it makes her more attractive! Anyways, I recently discovered that the top 5 reasons I hate Paris are summarized quite nicely in her latest attempt at “writing” - Your Heiress Diary: Confess It All To Me (which, thanks to Alexis’ “generosity,” I have recently acquired.) All of the following are direct quotes from this book.
5. “Try not to date guys your friends have dated. It’s disloyal - but worse than that, it’s unoriginal.”
Who actually thinks that it’s worse to be unoriginal than a bad friend? I can now see why she has to keep swapping out best friends. Jerk.
4. “If you can’t think of what to say when someone asks your opinion, say one of two things: 1.) ‘Cute!’ or 2.) ‘Loves it!’ ”
Okay, I know she’s a moron. But now she’s telling other people to be too? That’s, like, so NOT hot!
3. “If people aren’t nice to you, they’re jealous.”
As opposed to people being mean/rude/not-ass-kissing because they don’t like you. UGH! I am so tired of these women that say they don’t have women friends because girls are always jealous of them. That is, quite frankly, one of the most egotistical thing that can come out of a person’s mouth. While there are clearly *ssholes out there, odds are that if a lot of people aren’t nice to you, it’s because you suck. Deal with it.
2. “If you don’t know the answer to a question, smile your most beautiful smile and everyone will forget the question.”
Again with promoting stupidity! Hey Paris - nothing wrong with smiling, but NO ONE forgot the question. And instead of thinking that you just don’t know the answer to one question, we now think you’re a completely empty-headed bimbo.
1. “One of my heroes is Barbie. She may not do anything, but she always looks amazing doing it.”
Okay, in the first place: Barbie has about a million jobs. She’s a doctor, a business-woman, an airline pilot, a flight attendant, a veterinarian, a teacher, a pro basketball/soccer player, a ballerina, a gymnast, a queen, and has even run for president. She does everything, and actually tries to show girls that they can be whatever they want to be. Paris, on the other hand, does nothing all day, and tell girls that it’s okay to act like an idiot. And she has hideous clothes. However, I must thank Paris for this quote. It sums up EXACTLY why I hate her.
I love that you said “Deal with it.”
So my question is: what’s gonna happen when Paris Hilton starts dating Matthew McConaughey? Will you be able to deal with THAT?
NOOOOOOOOOOO! I refuse to believe that would EVER happen.
Poop. Stop trying to break my heart.
Paris Hilton is very sexy and guys like dumb and uncomplicated. You know she’s rich, you know she’s dumb and you know she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose . . . what’s not to like?
Jealous women are extremely unsexy and it makes you look like a shrew.
Who here is dumb (shallow, etc.)? Mr. Anonymous?
I love people who make such statements without owning up to them. Coward.
Whew. So much drama.
Anon #1 - if all you care about is that she “can suck a golf ball through a hose,” that’s fine for you. However, I personally like people with a little more to offer. And there are a TON of sexy women out there who have more.
And as for your claim that guys like dumb and uncomplicated - I’ll agree with the uncomplicated part, but if you think guys only want dumb girls, I’d thank you to stop reading my blog.
Bam! Bam! B*tch went down! That’s the way to tell’em Anna. Maybe for some guys dumb, hot, and and uncomplicated is sexy, but I’ll to you this- smart, hot, and uncomplicated is ALWAYS sexier. If you had to endure Paris’ “conversation” ot “companionship” for more then three minutes you’d get tired of f*cking her real fast. Plus only chauvinistic, insecure, unintelligent pricks just want a ho who suck a “golfball through a hose”.
I LOVE smart sexy bitches!
Look folks, she is nothing more than a real life Olive Oil! I fail to see any attractive traits about her. If she were taken from this world today, there would be no sorrow, just a collective sigh of relief.