No Treats This Year
Ah, Halloween. That time of year when a woman’s mind turns to thoughts of how to best look like a creative slut.
Hey, don’t get me wrong – I’m not knocking the age-old tradition of getting slutted up for Halloween. I’ve been a “sexy something” every year since I turned 14 – genie, pirate, witch, Magenta (from Rocky Horror Picture Show), cat, devil, Wonder Woman, cop (well, actually, I was the “bad cop” – my friend Nicole was the “good cop”), cheerleader, and construction worker/handy-woman. Last year was the first Halloween I remember when I wasn’t scantily clad (I was Hermione from Harry Potter). And then there was this year….
First off, you need to know that I love Halloween. I love costumes and candy and parties. So imagine my dismay at finding that no one I knew in Boston was having a party. No one! I kept figuring that something would come up, and that I’d throw a costume together at the last minute… but nothing did. And so, Saturday night found me hanging out with eight other friends at Hong Kong’s in Harvard Square, bundled up against the snow that had fallen, watching Harvard kids parade around in their costumes.
It was ridiculously depressing. No costume, no party, no treats at all this year.
On the bright side, we’ve already figured out where next year’s party will be.
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October 31st, 2005 at 2:07 pm
It’s not too late. If you hop on a Chinatown bus right now you can make it to NY for the real Halloween.
So do it. And uh… bring that slutty cheerleader costume. Please?
October 31st, 2005 at 4:16 pm
Ew, chinatown buses explode! Stop trying to kill me, Poop. Just stop it.
And the cheerleader costume is just waiting for the right moment to make a re-appearance.
July 24th, 2006 at 1:43 am
Geben mir bitte eine poker Brotchenwvx