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Chick Magazines Make Me Dumber

Most of the time, chick magazines like Cosmo and Glamour make we question the sanity of my entire gender. How on earth do articles like “How to make him hot in bed,” “Firm up your abs in 5 days!” and “Jeans for your body type” actually help people? I mean, I knew all the sex/abs/jeans tricks by the time I was 16, well before I was even dealing with any of the issues! There’s nothing new here!

In spite of the fact that I know that I will get nothing good out of one of these magazines, I still occasionally convince myself that I need to read one. It’s brainless fun, and since it takes longer than 15 minutes to read, a WAY better deal than the gossip magazines like US Weekly and In Touch. But, they always end up leaving me feeling unsatisfied, as well as stupider than I was before I read them.

That’s how I feel today. I finished off the last Glamour last night, put it down, and immediately had to go bed to get the ridiculousness out of my head.

Ugh. From now on, I’m sticking to Jane.

7 Responses to “Chick Magazines Make Me Dumber”

  1. September 22nd, 2005 at 1:01 pm

    Dashiell says:

    I know what you mean. I think all “men” magazines are written for retarded ninth graders.

  2. September 22nd, 2005 at 9:19 pm

    Anna says:

    Dude, at least your magazines are funny!

  3. September 23rd, 2005 at 10:01 am

    Nicole says:

    i want colin farrell!

  4. September 23rd, 2005 at 10:01 am

    Nicole says:

    i want colin farrell!

  5. September 23rd, 2005 at 10:01 am

    Nicole says:

    i want colin farrell!

  6. September 23rd, 2005 at 10:01 am

    Nicole says:

    i want colin farrell!

  7. September 23rd, 2005 at 10:01 am

    Nicole says:

    i want colin farrell!

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