I’m SO Posting About This…
September 19th, 2005
I saw a commercial last night for the new show called How I Met Your Mother (or something like that). I have no idea what the show is about, but in the preview, Doogie Howser said, “This is totally going in my blog!” I might watch the show just to see what that’s about - is that lame?
Anyways, whenever anything cool happens, I always think that same thing - “I am so posting about this.” But this usually happens when I’m drunk, and since my memory is crappy anyways, I never end up posting about whatever it was that happened. This time is totally different - I managed to hold myself at the just-pleasantly-drunk-enough stage all night, so I actually remember everything. And there is just too much to post about from Alexis’ fabulous 25th birthday party - I’m assuming she’ll post about it later. What’s that? Oh, you want to know my favorite moments? Well… okay, twist my arm:
*Becoming grand-mistress-of-the-world at Twister
*My Strawberry Shortcake shades
*Being put in charge of Alexis’ cell phone, and pretending to be her when people called
*Trying to figure out how to hang up the adult pinata
*Handcuffing myself to Ali and having her break free
*Watching people make out and making fun of them with Poop
*Watching Ali get wasted and start throwing yo-yos at the building next door
*Being yelled at by a VERY drunken Alexis
*Throwing a paddleball at some guy when I couldn’t get it to work
*Helping kick a keg
*Throwing a hula hoop at someone
*Dancing to early 90s music
*Drunk dialing friends that couldn’t be there
*Arguing with the tall Swedish basketball players (I don’t remember what about)
*Watching Nikki fight with some guy in a white windbreaker who was hitting on her
*Watching the couple that was having tantric sex on the Twister board
*Staying up until 5:30 am for possibly the first time in my life (not including all-nighters in college)… and not getting tired at all
*”Just give me 2 seconds to take a 5 minute power nap…”
Hahaha. Great seeing you this weekend! New York always loves having you in town!
Ha ha! The tantric sex couple was highlight of the night. Oh and Jon Caramanica of course. And my drunk tantrums. The pinata. Cutting a rug with Poop. Holy shit I need to post too!
Thanks so much for everything and putting up with mah shit. I love you more than words bitch.
I love YOU Lex - you’re the coolest girl EVER (other than me, of course!)
And Dave, I loved seeing you, even if I did lose track of you at some point.
I’ll be back to NYC!
best comments of the weekend…
“I am NOT going to pour you any tequila, make your OWN drink”
- from one of my best friend after I asked her if she had any tequila in her drink….another quote that i cant mention from a late late night guest…and of course Nicole’s “give me 2 seconds to take a five minute power nap”
Ali, don’t forget:
“How do I turn this on? The power button?”
“That’s USUALLY how you turn things on.”
Descriptions of poker pubs their atmospheresxn
Make peace, not war!