Breeding Grounds
September 13th, 2005
I called my sister on Saturday afternoon, to see how she’s doing over in Oregon.
After saying hello, my sister asked, “So are you still with that guy?”
“Yeah, we just got a new apartment together.”
“So how long has it been?”
“Huh?”
“How long have you been with him?”
“Oh… umm… two and a half years now.”
“Geez, that’s a long time. Are you breeding yet?”
(delayed response, as I was shocked into silence) “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW! That’s gross!”
She’s always loved to mess with me. I miss it.

RONNIE! Always a funny bitch.
I know, she’s a freakin’ riot.