Bald balls
August 23rd, 2005
This morning, I heard a guy give himself a brazilian wax on the radio… I was hysterical for a good 20 minutes. As a girl, I obviously think it’s fabulous that this guy took a dare to wax himself, but at the same time, I can’t help but think that he’s crazy.
Quite frankly, I don’t know a single sane girl that would give themselves a Brazilian. In the first place, how on earth would you get around back? And past that, it is just too painful to do something like that to yourself - best to leave torture to the professionals. Listening to this guy this morning, I also couldn’t help but think that it’s probably a LOT more painful for a guy to wax his balls than for a girl to get her bikini line. I mean - that’s a whole lot more loose skin….
Besides, no one should be bald down there. That’s just scary.
On a side note, I was walking back from lunch about an hour ago, and there was this guy, late-20s, walking in front of me. He had no shirt on, baggy shorts with the boxers sticking out up top… and he was molesting himself. He had his hand reached all the way around his *ss, and was playing with his balls for a good five minutes - juggling, scratching, whatever. I couldn’t get around him, and I couldn’t stop staring.
Apparently this guy had just waxed his balls too.
hairless dicks are weird
-yummicoco
once i had to sit on a subway across from a gross, overweight, older man who was totally MASTING underneath his shorts…..SICK!!!!
I don’t think waxing your sack is even possible is it? If it is, it shouldn’t be.
i shave my sack! stop picking on me!
Dan
Okay, here’s the thing… grooming is good down there (trims, maybe a little shaping). Baldness, however, is not good. Who wants to hook with a scarily pre-pubescent person?
Oh and Dan - while shaving is less scary than waxing, I imagine the stubble is scary.
Well that’s the thing, i think many, id dare to say most, guys prefer the scarily pre-pubescent look on women.
…and the stubble’s not so bad.
Ok, I’ve never known of a guy getting a brazilian wax…all I can say is OUCH! I think a little hair is good….let’s me know I’m with a man and not a boy!
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