Love Letter
August 22nd, 2005
Dear New York,
This last weekend was so fabulous - you can’t imagine how sad I was to leave you on Sunday. How I love to visit you. While I would never marry you (you just aren’t the kind of city one brings home to momma), I don’t know where I’d be without our hot, steamy, love affair. You make my weekends a more exciting place.
First, and most importantly, you keep things exciting with your multiple personalities - especially AlexisT, Ali, and Davey. Plus, you don’t mind if I invite my other friends along for an orgy. You’re so accepting of everyone - thanks for understanding that, for me, the more the merrier.
I love that you encourage me to spend money I don’t have, inhale calories I don’t need, and chug booze I eventually throw up. I love your cheap cabs (well, compared to Boston’s), and your willingness to provide excellent people-watching for my entertainment.
And don’t even get me started on how much I LOVE your pizza.
I’m so sorry our moments together are so short - stolen really. But don’t worry, I’ll find a way to see you again next month….
Love always,
Anna
You guys are douches for not calling me while you were here. Douches! (Tell Lex I said that.)
It’s Alexis’ fault.
It always is!
I’ll be back next month!
Dear Anna-
I am glad you had fun this weekend. The city is never the same without you. Please come back to me soon so you can buy more bags at bloomies, eat at more fun restaurants, and consume more alcohol and pizza. You keep NYC’s economy going!
Love ya,
New York
New York loves you too, babe! Cant wait to see you again for Lex’s party!