Texas Tuxedos Are Back!
June 24th, 2005
Apparently I missed the memo saying that Texas Tuxedos are back in fashion.
I saw THREE woman on my walk to work this morning wearing full-on, head-to-toe, denim outfits: one had on a denim skirt with a matching jacket, one had on jeans with a lighter colored jean jacket, and one - one brave soul! - was wearing dark denim pants and jacket with a lighter colored denim top. I was horrifed - I thought for a moment that I’d time-traveled back to the 1980s, when it was okay to do this. Alas, this was not the case.
Who on earth wakes up in the morning and thinks, “You know what would look really hot today? My cute new denim outfit. It’s SO cool looking”? Well, apparently Ralph Lauren does, as he’s currently shilling these outfits:
I’m in shock. Clearly the fashion industry - and most people - need to consult with me before getting dressed in the morning.
I’ve heard of being decked out in all denim as a Canadian Tuxedo, but not a Texas Tuxedo…that’s hilarious!
Anna, I’m wearing an old 1986 denim jacket with a Rush painting on the back, an Izod shirt, white Capezios and Sergio Valente jeans - is that cool?
Well when I become a millionaire (which should be any day now) I’ll hire you to be my personal wardrobe consultant. Believe me, I need the help.
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