Always Anna

This blog is the coolest thing EVER. I am obsessed and cannot WAIT for this movie.

Thanks for bringing the site to my attention, Christie!

P.S. If you haven’t read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy yet, get it NOW so that you can read it before the movie comes out. NOW I say!!!

I love how South Park always seems to know what I’m thinking before I even think it. They always hit the nail right on the head - with celebrities, religion, movies, politics, and current events.

I always wondered how it could be that I like sports, but never really got into baseball. I like going to games, but I think that’s just because I like sitting outside with friends while eating and drinking. Well, thanks to South Park’s insight and depth, I now know the truth. Baseball is boring. It’s slow, and there are tons of better things to do on a nice summer day.

Like play video games.

I have serious beef with a LOT of female commuters. Why, you ask? Well, I can sum it up in three words… SNEAKERS WITH STOCKINGS.

You’ve all seen them - the women who wear sneakers for their commute to work with their skirts and pantyhose.

Who ARE these women that think this is okay? Are we still in the 80s? Do they think they are Melanie Griffith in Working Girl? (I know you remember the scene!)

How uncomfortable can their work shoes be? My shoes range from flats to 3.5 inch heels, and I don’t have any problems walking in any of them. Maybe I’m an extraordinarily gifted walker? I don’t know. But if their shoes are so uncomfortable that they can’t wear them to work, how on earth are they going to be able to function for eight hours at work? I don’t get it.

Can anybody explain it to me?

Ah, spring is in the air. Which in Boston means gray skies, rainy days, and everyone I know saying, “I can’t wait for summer to get here.” I spent the bulk of this weekend inside, glued to my TV, occasionally glancing outside and praying for the rain to stop.I miss California. Even with their record setting rain this year.

Anyways, while holed up in my apartment, I briefly thought about posting on Saturday - I saw Sin City on Friday night and thought it was awesome - but then decided I didn’t want to get sucked into doing “blog things” on the weekend. I don’t want to spoil you all. But I still want to say…

Sin City rocked. Visually, it was one of the most stunning movies I’ve ever seen - I’m still amazed at how well Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez translated a “graphic novel” into the big screen. The movie felt like a comic book - the scenes looked inked, almost, and the characters spoke in speech bubbles. So freakin’ cool. I highly recommend it.

I had to break up with my girly crush… and I’m feeling so unfulfilled now.

Britney’s been my girl ever since “oops, i did it again” hit the airwaves. She was cool and sexy and innocent all at the same time, a rare combination that gets me every time. This isn’t sexual, so don’t get too excited. It’s just that she was so cool. I didn’t want to do her, I just wanted to be like her, you know? And who wouldn’t want to be like this:

Hot, right? But now….sigh. Ever since she married Federline, I haven’t been able to look at her the same way - is she really so desperate for attention that she’ll marry a guy she’s only known for a few months? I don’t approve. So I had to move on.But where do I turn now? I can’t seem to find anyone to transfer my attention to - no one has quite the same qualities that I want!

For a little bit, I was thinking Kiera Knightly - so hot in “Pirates of the Caribbean”! But now she cut all her hair off, and while she’s still beautiful, I think I need my ladies to have long hair.

Friends have suggested Angelina Jolie - “all girls like her, right?” Well, she’s definitely gorgeous… but I can’t really get over my fear of her either. And I don’t care how much she’s changed, I’ll never be able to crush on someone who once wore a vial of blood around their neck. Creepy.

JLo is hot- but I can’t stand her. She’s way too big of a diva, not to mention the fact that I think she’s talentless - sorry Lex!

Jessica Simpson is beautiful - but I prefer normal human intelligence a plus, and she’s sadly lacking in that department.

I was thinking of turning to Ashley Judd for solace - she’s really cool and down to earth, and I love that she’s so politically active. But she doesn’t really have an edge, does she?Argh.Where have all the cool girls gone?