Archive for April, 2005
Mean People are Funny
So, I recently found out about this site where a guy that thinks he’s better than everyone else posts about how he’s always right. Mean? Of course it is. But it’s also hysterical. Especially when he makes fun of kids and grades their drawings:
That’s interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn’t that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F
Freakin’ hilarious.
I’m Brain Dead Today, So This Is All You Get
So, I have about a bajillion posting ideas running through my head, but I can’t seem to get them developed enough to actually make any sense. Don’t worry, this probably won’t happen often; today just happens to be a brain-dead day. Between doing my taxes, writing a short story, and practicing for french class (not to mention work), I used all my brain cells yesterday and this morning. So, while they recharge, I’m leaving you with this fun bit of gossip that I received last week via email:
Johnny Knoxville told XXX that he was really upset and felt horrible because he broke up a marriage. Oh yes…apparently he and Jessica Simpson have been sleeping together through the entire filming of Dukes of Hazard!!!!!! Nick knows, and that is why he has been “out on the town” as the tabloids have been saying. Jessica is staying with her parents right now, and they are waiting until all of the Newlyweds stuff dies down before they separate. How sad for poor Nick. His wife is cheating on him, and the tabloids are giving him a hard time for going out and “flirting” with other girls. Can you believe it? I couldn’t! Anyway, apparently it’s supposed to come out in the tabloids within two weeks…we will see. Good gossip, huh? Very depressing for the cute couple, but great gossip!!!! Hope everyone is having a better day than Nick.
I’m not sure if I believe this or not, and I’m even less sure that I really care. But at least it’s something for today.
Cookies are a “sometimes” food?
At first I was horrified – Cookie Monster is going to be (gulp) healthy? How can this be? It’s like a really bad episode of the Twilight Zone! My whole childhood has now been turned on it’s head! But, then I actually read the article, and feel a little bit better:
Yeah Zaphod!
This blog is the coolest thing EVER. I am obsessed and cannot WAIT for this movie.
Thanks for bringing the site to my attention, Christie!
P.S. If you haven’t read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy yet, get it NOW so that you can read it before the movie comes out. NOW I say!!!
Baseball IS Boring!
I love how South Park always seems to know what I’m thinking before I even think it. They always hit the nail right on the head – with celebrities, religion, movies, politics, and current events.
I always wondered how it could be that I like sports, but never really got into baseball. I like going to games, but I think that’s just because I like sitting outside with friends while eating and drinking. Well, thanks to South Park’s insight and depth, I now know the truth. Baseball is boring. It’s slow, and there are tons of better things to do on a nice summer day.
Like play video games. 
Stuck in the 80s?
I have serious beef with a LOT of female commuters. Why, you ask? Well, I can sum it up in three words… SNEAKERS WITH STOCKINGS.
You’ve all seen them – the women who wear sneakers for their commute to work with their skirts and pantyhose.
Who ARE these women that think this is okay? Are we still in the 80s? Do they think they are Melanie Griffith in Working Girl? (I know you remember the scene!)
How uncomfortable can their work shoes be? My shoes range from flats to 3.5 inch heels, and I don’t have any problems walking in any of them. Maybe I’m an extraordinarily gifted walker? I don’t know. But if their shoes are so uncomfortable that they can’t wear them to work, how on earth are they going to be able to function for eight hours at work? I don’t get it.
Can anybody explain it to me?
Rain, Rain, Go Away…
Ah, spring is in the air. Which in Boston means gray skies, rainy days, and everyone I know saying, “I can’t wait for summer to get here.” I spent the bulk of this weekend inside, glued to my TV, occasionally glancing outside and praying for the rain to stop.I miss California. Even with their record setting rain this year.
Anyways, while holed up in my apartment, I briefly thought about posting on Saturday – I saw Sin City on Friday night and thought it was awesome – but then decided I didn’t want to get sucked into doing “blog things” on the weekend. I don’t want to spoil you all. But I still want to say…
Sin City rocked. Visually, it was one of the most stunning movies I’ve ever seen – I’m still amazed at how well Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez translated a “graphic novel” into the big screen. The movie felt like a comic book – the scenes looked inked, almost, and the characters spoke in speech bubbles. So freakin’ cool. I highly recommend it.
Where have all the cool girls gone?
I had to break up with my girly crush… and I’m feeling so unfulfilled now.
Britney’s been my girl ever since “oops, i did it again” hit the airwaves. She was cool and sexy and innocent all at the same time, a rare combination that gets me every time. This isn’t sexual, so don’t get too excited. It’s just that she was so cool. I didn’t want to do her, I just wanted to be like her, you know? And who wouldn’t want to be like this:
Hot, right? But now….sigh. Ever since she married Federline, I haven’t been able to look at her the same way – is she really so desperate for attention that she’ll marry a guy she’s only known for a few months? I don’t approve. So I had to move on.But where do I turn now? I can’t seem to find anyone to transfer my attention to – no one has quite the same qualities that I want!
For a little bit, I was thinking Kiera Knightly – so hot in “Pirates of the Caribbean”! But now she cut all her hair off, and while she’s still beautiful, I think I need my ladies to have long hair.
Friends have suggested Angelina Jolie – “all girls like her, right?” Well, she’s definitely gorgeous… but I can’t really get over my fear of her either. And I don’t care how much she’s changed, I’ll never be able to crush on someone who once wore a vial of blood around their neck. Creepy.
JLo is hot- but I can’t stand her. She’s way too big of a diva, not to mention the fact that I think she’s talentless – sorry Lex!
Jessica Simpson is beautiful – but I prefer normal human intelligence a plus, and she’s sadly lacking in that department.
I was thinking of turning to Ashley Judd for solace – she’s really cool and down to earth, and I love that she’s so politically active. But she doesn’t really have an edge, does she?Argh.Where have all the cool girls gone?
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