Smuggling Peas
Hmph. If you can’t have nipples before 10 p.m., I’m in big freakin’ trouble with the FCC. I “smuggle peas” on a regular basis… and I’d venture to guess that impressionable children have seen them! And since I have yet to find a bra that can contain them, I guess I shouldn’t be allowed to be around children.
This is just another example of how ridiculous the FCC and conservative government have gotten since Nipplegate. Personally, I don’t think the “flashing” was that big of a deal, but I guess I can understand that parents were upset. But I’ve yet to hear of ANY case where censorship was a good idea. And now fully clothed nipples are obscene? Why don’t we just make all women cloak their bodies in kaftans and hijabs, so that stray knees, elbows, and lips don’t offend anyone?
Besides, hasn’t everyone hasn’t seen Pam’s nipples already?
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April 13th, 2005 at 4:14 pm
“Smuggle peas”???? Oh yeah.
April 13th, 2005 at 11:35 pm
I never heard of smuggling peas, good saying biatch!
April 14th, 2005 at 8:56 am
You can thank John for that fun phrase. I’m now obsessed with it!
April 14th, 2005 at 7:07 pm
I’ve never see you smuggle peas before……
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