Think pure thoughts…


h1 March 28th, 2005


I decided to entertain myself this weekend by taking a purity test online. I took a bunch of these in college, and was always entertained by the questions, and my score.

Unfortunately, I continue to become more and more impure as I get older - I am currently only 61.2% pure. Luckily, I can’t imagine becoming too much more impure - there are some SICK questions in this bad boy. You should take it (it’s 500 questions, but takes less than a half hour) too! Then tell me your score, and I can either laugh at you for being more pure than me, or harass you for your kinky stories.



8 comments to “Think pure thoughts…”

  1. 62.6!

    those questions were hilarious. “ever tasted your partner’s nasal mucous?”

    NO!!!


  2. I know! But it makes you feel good right? Like there’s WAY bigger freaks out there than us.


  3. 56.6 - OUCH! And there was some REALLY sick s**t on there!


  4. Ah! I’m scandalized!

    I’m going to be harassing you for stories, bartender!


  5. Ah! I’m scandalized!

    I’m going to be harassing you for stories, bartender!


  6. Based on your earlier comment - does my 56 make me one of those “way bigger freaks”…. not that I didn’t know that already!


  7. You are a way bigger freak. WAY bigger. But I think we already knew that.




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