Wedge this!
March 16th, 2005
So I just heard from my friend Ali that “wedgie” is among the words being added to the newest edition of Webster’s dictionary. How entertaining! While I don’t worry about getting wedgies anymore (or panty lines!), thanks to the wonder of thongs, I still have a fear of being given a wedgie…
I started out my freshman year of high school knowing no one, while everyone else at the school had known each other since kindergarten. Since I am so fabulous, I obviously made friends, but it was a lot of work, and I still felt awkward for quite a while. Anyways, I was sitting in the courtyard with some friends when one of the Butter Kings (for some weird reason, this is what the “cool” boys called themselves) came over, grabbed a hold of my underwear that were peeking up above my waistband, and wedgie-d me. Obviously I was horrified, but since he apologized, saying that it was just too inviting, I acted all cool and pretended to laugh it off. Shudder.
Too bad I didn’t wear thongs then…
Do you wear thongs all the time? I can’t wear those things unless I’m def. getting ass.
All the time. You just get used to them after a while, and then you can’t go back to regular briefs.
I used to wear thongs all the time…and anna I totally know what you mean once you switch to thongs you can’t go back…but now I try to wear very thin briefs but sometimes they still give me wegdies…