Always Anna

I have problems drinking.

For my entire drinking life, I’ve been a beer girl. I started out my freshman year of college as a Bud bottle girl, and when that started to make me sick on a regular basis (sometime during junior year), I moved on to Bud Light bottles. I stuck with that until the first year after college, when I switched to Coors Light (bottles, of course) or PBR (cans). Continuing on my quest for the “perfect” beer - something that doesn’t make me feel too full or too sick before the buzz kicks in - sometime last year I moved to Amstel Light. But nothing seems to work! So, I have reluctantly decided that if I don’t want to stay sober, I’m going to have to switch to mix-drinks.

But what should I drink? I don’t like OJ or cranberry juice in my drinks, and I don’t really like sodas either. I hate gin, and am not too big a fan of rum either. I’ve been experimenting with Stoli Razz or Peach and soda water, which I like because it’s really easy to drink… but it sounds so girly. I feel so much cooler with a bottle of beer in my hand.

Maybe I should just do shots all night. Any suggestions?